If this is the competition, The Onion still reigns supreme for the best in parody and satirical writing.
The object depicted is a Nipple Tassel t-shirt that, according to its creator,
"... was designed as a response to my own distaste at seeing mini versions of sexy clothes on young children. Five-year-olds wearing slashed mini skirts and boob tubes, little thumb-sucking Britneys.”It's a modest design, though I'd imagine those tassels would go all gnarly in the dryer.
Gateway Pundit aims for ... sarcasm? Disapproval, yes that's the dominant note and underneath there's a dissonant and off-key attempt to besmirch all non-conservatives parents as godless, perverted and mmm, godless for even thinking that the above is an wry response to fashion that sexualizes toddlers.
And the comments! Don't look for any humour there. Typical tone-deaf shrieeeking.