Are You 'Pro-Life'?

Because if you are, you need to get the opposite of a Living Will, the Will to Bankrupt Your Family and the Healthcare System.

Being 'pro-life' is not just about slut-shaming, panty-sniffing, women-controlling, and pregnancy-forcing -- though admittedly those are the fun parts -- it's much more.

Being 'pro-life' includes the martyrdom selflessness of not only forcing all your family members to linger as long as they can in pain, despair, helplessness, and indignity, but to be goddamm ready to do it yourself.

So, 'pro-lifers', man up (*snerk*) and sign the paper demonstrating your willingness to suffer yourself and suffer the little children to go into medical bankruptcy so you can gasp out your last when Gord says so and not a second before.

And they have the gall to call pro-choice people selfish.