Tuesday, 10 April 2012

Scary Scorpios!

Well, that explains DAMMIT JANET's terrifyingness. Check the comments here.

At least three of us are Scorpios!*.
Scorpio is the astrology sign of extremes and intensity. Scorpios are very deep, intense people, there is always more then meets the eye. They present a cool, detached and unemotional air to the world yet lying underneath is tremendous power, extreme strength, intense passion and a strong will and a persistent drive. Scorpios have a very penetrative mind, do not be surprised if they ask questions, they are trying to delve deeper and figure things out and survey the situation. They always want to know why, where and any other possible detail they can possibly know. Scorpio's are very weary of the games that other people try to play and they are very aware of it. Scorpios tend to dominate and control anyone that lets them, or anyone that they find weak. The person that a Scorpio respects and holds close to them is treated with amazing kindness, loyalty and generosity. On the outside, a Scorpio has great secretiveness and mystery. This magnetically draws people to them. They are known to be controlling and too ambitious but only because they need control for this makes them feel safe.

Paging Niles and Námo Mandos! Birthday check in Aisle One!

*That was the number one hit on Google for 'Scorpio'. Astrologists are terrible writers.

ADDED: These are hilarious. Go find your own insulting description.
Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)
The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

Thanks to pale of A Creative Revolution.


Námo Mandos said...

Nope, not a Scorpio.

Dana said...

I used to find I'd get the hots for Scorpios for some reason. You know, back when I would get the hots...

Niles said...

Ok, I'm going to be the geeknerd and point everyone to the Forer (aka Barnum) effect.

Sanity knows I'm subjected to enough of this thinking at work, in the latest trendy form of 'colours' expensively enabling management of a global company think they've got an magical way to deal with employees(intead of the very concept simply forcing them to consciously pay attention to each and every employee)...but that's another subject.

That said, I've always been in favour of screwing up 'psychics' trying to cold read me at fairs and gained a more positive attitude of people cringeing away from me when they thought I *had* to be reading their minds to know what I knew about them, so I cheerfully tell people I'm a -Double Scorpio- with no desire to become the eagle as the scorpion and snake are both totem creatures of the earth and its spiritual connections to death, hidden knowledge, revenge and the gods of the underworld.

That usually puts an end to the conversation.

fern hill said...

Well, if you are a Double Scorpio, then you make up for Mandos's failure in the stingy-tail department and we are ALL Scorpios on this blog.

LeDaro said...

I am Scorpio too but I was not aware of all these attributes.

Niles said...

we are all scorpioatucus?(way to initially screw up a pun).

Luna said...

I'm a Leo. I love the description of me in the offensive list: You consider yourself a born leader. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leos are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.

WTF! How dare they criticize my vanity and arrogance?! :)

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