According to the Republican rightwing wannabe Wonder Woman Michele Bachmann ...
schools might start offering abortions if healthcare reform passes. ... There's no passage in the bill to support this claim, and Bachmann's office didn't immediately respond to a request for clarification.
More about the development of this particular extrapolation, here. InBachmann's own words
"...the bill orders that these clinics protect patient privacy and student records. What does that mean? It means that parents will never know what kind of counsel and treatment that their children are receiving. And as a matter of fact, the bill goes on to say what's going to go on -- comprehensive primary health services, physicals, treatment of minor acute medical conditions, referrals to follow-up for specialty care -- is that abortion? Does that mean that someone's 13 year-old daughter could walk into a sex clinic, have a pregnancy test done, be taken away to the local Planned Parenthood abortion clinic, have their abortion, be back and go home on the school bus that night? Mom and dad are never the wiser."
Sarah Palin has some serious competition there in the raving, shrieeeking lunatic category. But then, Jill Stanek may be the ultimate champion zygote zealot and extreme fabulator, with this over-the-tophallucination from last November:
"Barack Obama was elected president despite the fact he supports abortion into the fourth trimester."
Batshitcrazies? You betcha.