Friday, 2 April 2010

Wanted: One Deaf, Blind, Mute Catholic Virgin for Jason Kenney.

C'mon! Doesn't he deserve it?

He transformed the shameful
backlog of refugee claims produced by his own Con government’s refusal to staff key positions into an achievement without even implying that Liberals were to blame.

chastized the provinces for their naughty tendency to provide reasonable social safety nets to their neediest citizens.

ensured that key information about same-sex marriage and sexual orientation rights in Canada was kept out of the new orientation guide for immigrants.

He ingratiated himself with strident defenders of Israel’s undeclared genocidal war upon the Palestinian people by
adhering to the notion moderate Canadian Christian organizations such as Anglicans, Quakers and Mennonites are extremists.

This last strategy is critical for theocratic ideologues within Harper’s ReformaTory bully squad.

Though a self-proclaimed devout member of the Roman Catholic Church, Kenney is unmarried. Surely the CPC could find a suitable breeding heifer wife for this splendid specimen of hefty rightwing zealot masculinity?

Won’t somebody please think of the children?

Exactly so. Along with support for Israel so that The Prophecy can happen* doesn't someone have to spawn the Anti-Christ?

Bonus! Photo Caption Contest. Leave your entry in the comments.

*This theology which is an aberrant form of Christianity (rejected by most major Christian churches) teaches that the Old Testament prophecies were destined to be replayed in the modern world, leading to the Day of Judgement and the Final Battle of Armageddon as proclaimed in the New Testament.

According to this school of thought, the ingathering of the Jews into Israel in 1948 was part of God's plan to bring on the Final Battle, in which the forces of Good (which fundamentalist Christians see as the U.S. and its allies) would confront the forces of Evil (correspondingly seen as the Soviet Union and its allies--Arabs and Muslims). This battle would lead to the destruction of the earth, which for this theology is a necessity before Jesus can return to save "the select, the believers".

This Christian fundamentalist view maintained that, although all Jews must ultimately be converted into Christianity in order to fulfill the prophecies, Israel must be supported at all costs. Hence the strong support given by the religious right to Israel. From here.


WILLY said...

Great title ... Just as long as she has big tits. LOL

fern hill said...

Um, isn't Kenney a little light in his loafers*, as my stepfather used to say? Or is that another slab of ReformaTory vitriol? I get them mixed up.

*Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course.

deBeauxOs said...

Well fern hill, if Kenney needed a baird ... err, I mean a beard ... wouldn't he have recruited somebody like Blob Blogging Wingnut to divert attention away from his proclivities and lightness in the loafers?

No, I suspect he's waiting for the right virgin, someone who will offer him the right fit for his itsy bitsy teensy weensy mind.

Anonymous said...

As I am not aware of the any Catholic virgins over 16.....Jason will have to go F@%k himself.


deBeauxOs said...

eh. This is why we love our commenters.

Anonymous said...

He can always chase Ann Coulter. That right-wing Christofascist and him would be fit for each other- assuming Kenney can handle transexual wannabes.

deBeauxOs said...

Annie 'Git Your Hate-On' Coulter is a virgin? Who knew?

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