Thursday 15 January 2009

Pro-Abortion Doughnuts!

From the Department of You Couldn't Make This Sh*t Up If You Stayed Up All Night Snorting Weasel Dust: Pro-abortion doughnuts!!!!!

From those wacky people who hallucinated created The Pill Kills campaign:

KRISPY KREME CELEBRATES OBAMA WITH PRO-ABORTION DOUGHNUTS
by Katie Walker
Released January 15, 2009

Washington, DC (15 January 2009) – The following is a statement from American Life League president, Judie Brown.

"The next time you stare down a conveyor belt of slow-moving, hot, sugary glazed donuts at your local Krispy Kreme you just might be supporting President-elect Barack Obama's radical support for abortion on demand – including his sweeping promise to sign the Freedom of Choice Act as soon as he steps in the Oval Office, Jan. 20.

The doughnut giant released the following statement yesterday:

Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Inc. (NYSE: KKD) is honoring American's sense of pride and freedom of choice on Inauguration Day, by offering a free doughnut of choice to every customer on this historic day, Jan. 20. By doing so, participating Krispy Kreme stores nationwide are making an oath to tasty goodies -- just another reminder of how oh-so-sweet "free" can be.

Just an unfortunate choice of words? For the sake of our Wednesday morning doughnut runs, we hope so. The unfortunate reality of a post Roe v. Wade America is that "choice" is synonymous with abortion access and celebration of 'freedom of choice' is a tacit endorsement of abortion rights on demand.

President-elect Barack Obama promises to be the most virulently pro-abortion president in history. Millions more children will be endangered by his radical abortion agenda.

Celebrating his inauguration with "Freedom of Choice" doughnuts – only two days before the anniversary of the Supreme Court decision to decriminalize abortion – is not only extremely tacky, it's disrespectful and insensitive and makes a mockery of a national tragedy.


Hm. No, Judie, what's really deranged 'tacky, disrespectful, and insensitive' is seeing abortion everywhere you look and forgoing any semblance of sanity to hook your nuttiness to a national event.

Really. Do they expect to be taken seriously? Seriously?

11 comments:

fern hill said...

LOL. Well, we'll see if Suzy ALLCAPS picks up on this bit of batshitcrazyness.

I was wondering if it's only doughnuts with holes in them that are pro-abortion. Maybe the cream- or jelly-filled ones aren't. ;)

Anonymous said...

Whenever I see conveyor belts of doughnuts, I'm thinking diabetes, not abortion. Does this also mean there's a link between eating doughnuts and breast cancer? These people are seriously unhinged.

sassy said...

huh?

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I suppose they think my local Choices Market is not a grocery store but a clandestine ABORTION MILL!!11!!! BOO!

That guy said...

So "choice is synonymous with abortion access," huh? You could make a game out of this:

President's Abortion Access Food Products

Multiple abortion access tests

The People's Abortion Access Awards

JJ said...

LOL, Chet.

Star Abortion Access Digital Satellite TV!

fern hill said...

Shooters Abortion Access should appeal to JJ.

JJ said...

:D Or how about...

2nd Best Feminist Blog winner "Abortion Access for Childcare"!

That guy said...

By the way, what is it about donuts? A while back Michelle Malkin was freaking out because Dunkin' Donuts was allegedly supporting terrorism or something, and now this. What's up with that?

fern hill said...

Beats me, Chet.

Just now I was googling around to see if the nutbars were shrieking as instructed. And they are, of course.

In the comments here somebody says that the management of Krispy Kreme is conservative christian and have like, prayer meetings. Somebody else backed it up. I've been trying to find some confirmation. But if it's true, maybe the nutbars feel even more betrayed by their own.

WE TWO ARSEHOLES said...

That's it! After reading this post we are quitting smoking dope right now! The story you cite proves this world is weird enough without pot.

G'awd, what's next? Are we soon gonna find fucking religion? The horror... the horror...

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