Open Thread: Fave Jokes

I'm feeling gloomy on a buncha fronts.

So. . . Fave Joke Thread.

I got two:

1. The first joke I ever got. I was about 7. It's sexist and racist and nine other kinds of bad.

Cop stops a woman driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

Cop asks: 'Lady, didn't you see the arrows?

Woman: 'What arrows? I didn't even see the Indians.'

2. Two little boys find a five-dollar bill on the street. One of them goes off into sugar-fuelled fantasies -- how many candy bars, how many ice-cream cones. The other says: 'No. What we should get is a box of Tampax.'

'Huh?'

Tampax boy: 'Then we can go swimming, horseback-riding, surfing. . . '

Over to you. Fave jokes, the cornier and hoarier the better.