Wednesday's M312 Report

On the Twitter #M312 timeline there are a few new players, some yet to be blocked by the Woody Wankers.

One such, Voice of Reason, tweeted at Stephen Woodworth himself:

‪@WoodworthMP‬ ‪#M312‬ You do of course realize that you are becoming single-issued. What would be your favoured outcome of this debate?‪#cdnpoli‬

And s/he got the typical weaselly reply.

‪@V_of_tReason‬ ‪#cdnpoli‬ My favoured outcome of ‪#M312‬ would be that Parliament&Cdns are better informed abt the implicatns of S223(1)

Voice of Reason immediately recognized this for the faux-innocent dodge that it is and returned with:

@woodworthmp #M312 "Just asking the question" - exemplifies a common logical fallacy often preferred by conspiracy theorists. #cdnpoli

— Voice of tReason (@V_of_tReason) August 1, 2012

Rev Paperboy jumped in and a genius hashtag was born.

@v_of_treason Does @woodworthmp still take heroin when he worships Satan? #justaskingthequestion #prettysureanswerisNO @fernhilldammit

— Rev.Paperboy (@revpaperboy) August 1, 2012

I applauded the good Rev's genius and asked him to use the #M312 hashtag. He said he was a tad busy but told me to feel free.

Then Voice of Reason spelled it out for the dimmest of fetus fetishists.

@fernhilldammit @revpaperboy #justaskingthequestion a.k.a "begging the question", a.k.a "JAQing off" #CPC practices logical fallacies daily

— Voice of tReason (@V_of_tReason) August 1, 2012

Surely the smart creative people who read DJ! can come up with some other fun snarky questions for the pro-M312 crowd to be tagged with #justaskingaquestion or #JAQingOff for short(er). (Goes well with Woodworth's Wank, doesn't it?)

In related news, every day certain people spam-tweet MPs and other politicians with one or both of two scripted tweets. Today I noticed that the same MPs and politicians are targeted each day. Are they programmed? Are they bots?

And speaking of bots, another new player is M312FETUSBOT, who is totally pro-M312 and a demanding little twerp to boot.

Viz.

Okay, that's it. I'm trading her in for a Porsche. As a person, I am entitled to apply for credit. Where do i sign up? #cdnpoli

—M312FETUSBOT (@M312FETUSBOT) August 1, 2012

With all this fun stuff going on and more and more uncomfortable questions being lobbed at the fetus fetishists, I'm thinking that Woody regrets swapping his spot. He probably had a better chance of sneaking his sneaky motion past MPs in June.

The second hour of debate is on September 21, with the vote on September 26.

If you don't do Twitter, you might consider busting a cherry for this one. ;-)