If the Contempt Party is seriously considering a new animal emblem for Canada then the zebra mussel is the only choice.
First, it is a mollusk - an invertebrate - as most of PMSHithead's MPs are.
It's invasive and parasitic; we've noted this behaviour was consistently present in Con candidates during the last federal election.
They're prolific breeders that gobble up more than their share of the food available. They crowd out other life forms, they're toxic and they carry a wide range of bacteria and infectious diseases.
They colonize areas where native aquatic species live and deprive them of oxygen. They radically change the environment.
In conclusion, zebra mussels behave exactly like Conservatives.
