Woody's Last Wank

It's soon over. Really.

Woodworth held what was billed as an 'update' on the status of Woody's Last Wank this morning.

There was nothing new of course. Just the same old, tired talking points.

Kady O'Malley was live-tweeting/blogging it.

And here is all we need to know about it in three tweets.

"Don't you think women themselves have given this a lot of thought?" asks @dreahouston. #M312

— kady o'malley (@kady) September 17, 2012

"I don't think *parliament* has given it a lot of thought," #Woodworth shoots back. Take note, women. #M312

— kady o'malley (@kady) September 17, 2012

It's actually adorable that Stephen @woodworthmp suggested women hadn't pondered abortion as deeply and intellectually as he had.

— CC (@canadiancynic) September 17, 2012

Someone tweeted that the last hour of debate is this Friday at 1:30 p.m. with vote on September 26 at 5:00 p.m.

Then it will be over.

Well, except for the martyrgasms and persecution fest. Which, while predictable, are fun at least.

Woody's Last Stand

Yee haw! Join the last stand for Motion 312!

The website lists five important 'facts', including this one:

3) Evey political party in Canada is opposing Motion 312.  Prime Minister Stephen Haper made it clear that he will vote against it.

But fear not! They have 4 million (ignorant) weapons they're about to unleash.

5) There are over 4,000,000 evangelical Christians in Canada.  That means 4 million people who have no excuse for ignoring the abuse of our unborn children (Psalm82:2-4).  Nearly 4 million people, however, who have no idea what Motion 312 is and have not yet contacted their MP in favor of it.

Yay! Four million ignoramuses! Who have failed to twig despite nearly nine months of SHRIEEKING by fetus fetishists!

Now for the threat! With wizard spelling!

You now know all that you need to know.  The responsibility is yours to act, to be the voice of millions who cannot speak for themselves!  How will you do that? On September 7, 2012 we will be anouncing [sic] a plan that will innundate [sic] our parliament with a message they can't possibly ignore!  Stay connected and spread the word!  We must act as one body in unison to make this work. We cannot fail our children!

And the Facebook link doesn't work.

Behold the 'last stand' of what JJ calls Profiles in Cluelessness.

But then again, why not: it’s in line with the haphazard and utterly clueless way the rest of the M312 campaign has been run, a confused and riotous crusade of Twitterspam, fetusmobiles, inconsistencies, transparent lies and general dumbness.  For an initiative thought by some to be the last kick at the anti-abortion can for a long, long time, the ineptitude of its handling has been breathtaking to behold.

And fun to watch.  Did I mention fun to watch?

Also, mercifully, soon over. The vote is scheduled for September 26.