Thursday 10 April 2014

Woody's Last Wank

Stephen Woodworth has blown his last wad.

He needed unanimous consent in Parliament today to move his "worth and dignity", aka "Women Are Mere Vessels for the Worth and Dignity of Blobs of Tissue" gambit forward.

He did not get it.

Stephen Woodworth, Member of Parliament for Kitchener Centre, today asked Members of Parliament to unanimously agree that every Canadian law must be interpreted in a manner which recognizes the equal worth and dignity of everyone who is in fact a human being. Woodworth asked the House of Commons, “Who here wants to deny the equal worth and dignity of any fellow human being?”

During routine procedures at 10:00 AM Eastern time, some Members of Parliament voted “nay” when MP Woodworth asked for unanimous consent.
And that's it.

We at DAMMIT JANET! have been following this wingnut for months (years?) now and now declare his much extended 15 minutes of fame over.

We're done with him.

As, we sincerely hope, will be the good people of Kitchener Centre in the next election.

5 comments:

k'in said...

http://tinyurl.com/aup9mvs. Suspect this wingnut will attempt to switch teams yet again attempting to leach onto Trudeau momentum. Suspect this tactic will fail and Woody will prat fall into fail. Thinking about the late, legendary Mae Young "giving birth to a hand" parody skit.

k'in

choice joyce said...

This latest iteration by Woody was a total farce. Perhaps a satirical puppet show.

Seriously though, I'm actually starting to wonder about his mental health.

fern hill said...

k'in's link.

Um, I don't geddit.

deBeauxOs said...

It was a human hand, not a human being.

deBeauxOs said...

Sadly, Alzheimer's is hereditary; Woodworth's mother was thus afflicted.

It could explain his aberrant behaviour; possible symptoms of early onset?

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