DAMMIT JANET!: Best stocking stuffer evah!

Sunday, 21 October 2012

Behold the Stephen Harper wood dildo.

Available here.

Another kind of PMSHithead gift item, here.

Jim Parrett said...: What an insult to dildos everywhere!; 22 October 2012 at 10:08
Anonymous said...: It's for Baird, Kenney, Paradis and Clement.; 22 October 2012 at 12:09
Godel Noodle said...: This is great and all, but don't we really need something more like an M-312 butt plug?; 23 October 2012 at 18:18
deBeauxOs said...: At the risk of sounding politically correct or perhaps INcorrect, wouldn't that be offensive to butt plugs?; 23 October 2012 at 18:59
Godel Noodle said...: I'm not particularly concerned with offending them (although if any contact me demanding an apology, I'll certainly... um... Wait a minute... I'll...no, no, that's too contrived... Argh, screw it. I never did get the hang of puns.)

Anyway, the idea is that M-312 seems to be just made especially for them. There would be no need to provide instructions to accompany motions (or should that be "movements") like M-312. It would be a self-explanatory gift for people like Woodworth.; 23 October 2012 at 20:26

Sunday, 21 October 2012