As fern hill demonstrated in the previous blogpost, the dumbassitude bar has been set low, when CPC MPs claim they're the smartest guy in the room.
MP Woodworth has been working on this Motion 312 - his anti-science project for awhile now.
Choice Joyce at Abortions Rights of Canada has exhibit XY:
Attention supporters! We need to help out Stephen Woodworth because the poor guy lacks imagination. He couldn't even think of a title for his motion! Let's help him out by naming his motion for him. Please email your clever, funny, or subversive titles to email@example.com. We'll pick the best one and go public with it!Joyce ArthurExecutive DirectorAbortion Rights Coalition of Canada (ARCC) firstname.lastname@example.org
This contest has spilled onto Twitter, of course. Check out some of these #M312 gems:
"Women Aren't Persons Unless Childbearing Act"
"Motion to Regress and Oppress"
"Kanada's Kinder, Küche, Kirche Act"
"Hidden Abortion Agenda Motion" or HAAM
"The Handmaid's Tale' Motion."
"The *Catholic Sharia* Pregnancy Control Act"
"The Coathanger of White Male Prominence act"
The "Everything I Know About Being Pregnant I Learned From Watching TLC" Motion
So far, the usual zygote zealots and womb zombies have been unusually quiet. They probably learned their lesson from the last or perhaps before-last time they counted their preborns before they were hatched.
Bill C484 will be forever known as "Kicking Abortion's Ass" because John "Sperm Holocaust" Pacheco unfortunately crowed about it passing 1st reading in the House.