Friday, 28 October 2011

Con Senator Hates Canada ...

's Mascot. Go read Creekside: Stupid Senate Pet Tricks to learn what the latest Contempt Party Hate-on Canada is.

PMSHithead has made it clear over and over that he will change Canada into a Con country.

It seems appropriate one of his ReformaTory Connibals would propose an animal emblem that, though threatened by climate change, ressembles the great white shark; it has been known to hunt human beings and to feast on their flesh.

Besides, why the hell is Nicole Eaton grousing about her dock on Georgian Bay; she is surely wealthy enough to have a new one rebuilt every year.

7 comments:

fern hill said...

A new dock every year? Butbutbutbut that would be contributing to the local economy. Something that the Contempt Party doesn't do with its *own* money. Only ours. See also 'Gazebo Tony', 'Tony Slush', 'Cashmere Tony', etc.

Niles said...

Yeah, butbutbut Stevie gets pointed at and laughed at by other nations out on the playground when he says his national animal is a beaver. He pouts and cries and has anatomical parts shrink.

But if the national symbol was a bear..no, not just a bear, but the biggest bear! with the biggest teeth! Claws! Mankilling! And it swims to get you! And it miscegenates with grizzlies to make even BIGGER BADDER BEARS!!!

The other nations will all be *sorry* they ever laughed at Stevie!

We all know that's the reason. Because beavers make lousy penis substitutes...for some odd reason.

Anonymous said...

Still flat when erect.

Anonymous said...

When Harper finds out Polar bears have among the lowest reproductive rates for terrestrial mammals, he'll backup.

Anonymous said...

I am 66 years old and I have never seen a more ridiculously obvious distraction. But what are we being distracted from ???? Just what are they planning to do ???? Or what have they already done that we don't know about, yet ?? It will be something we won't like, that's for sure.I wouldn't trust this group that is in power as far as I can see them and I'm short sighted. If you are not paranoid about these guys you are just not paying attention.

Betty

Orwell's Bastard said...

Agreed. Beaver vs. polar bear is this week's Shiny Object (TM), National Edition.

Here in the Centre of the Universe, we get our own edition ...

double nickel said...

Reminds me of the time they were going to tinker with the words to O Canada.

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