Wednesday, 13 April 2011

No One Won the Debate

In fact, there was a gigantic loser.

Canadians.

The Fucking Useless Opposition® all got their shots in. Some of them were actually relevant to the topic at hand.

Evul Stevul was eerily calm -- some powerful combo of beta-blockers and tranks? -- while maintaining his aura of utter contempt for democracy, which he styled as mere 'bickering'.

And bickering is what we got. There were several opportunities for the FUO to pummel His Contemptuousness. But, no. They were too busy sniping at each other to do a proper pile-on.

And Gilles? Really? Did you need to get into Bill 101 for fuck's sake?

So His Contemptuousness lied and lied and lied. The FUO spluttered 'Nonsense' and 'That's not true'.

The Fucking Useless Opposition® is hopeless, people.

I've said it before and it's time to say it again: It is up to us to take our Canada back from these bozos.

5 comments:

The Mound of Sound said...

Unfortunately, Fern, it was (as you term them) the FUO who lost the debate. Their job was to take down Harper and they didn't. Harper's job was to remain standing and he did.

You may have the nicest, smartest boxer in the ring but that doesn't mean he's going to win. Nicest and smartest can also be losers.

Maybe now, finally, the Liberal party will realize that "liberal" is more than a name, that it has to mean something. Maybe the Libs will finally realize that it's not good enough to hover slightly to the left of a hardcore right-winger. Maybe they'll accept that "conservative-lite" is not a formula for winning over the voting public and, in fact, simply empowers a guy like Harper. Maybe they'll realize that there's no viable market for a Democratic Party of Canada. Maybe, or maybe not.

LeDaro said...

It was a draw. All four leaders did well for their own supporters but converted no one. I don't think the debate made hell of beans difference for the overall election outcome.

fern hill said...

I hope you are both right: Libs come to senses and no 'hell' of beans ;-)

torontoemerg said...

I'm going with the beta-blockers. Topped with a Perc.

deBeauxOs said...

eh, torontoemerg - Contempt leader did have that glazed look & we're not talking TimBits here.

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