Friday, 15 January 2010

I feel pretty.

"I feel pretty.
Oh so pretty.
I feel pretty and witty and bright. ..."

Every morning Stevie Spiteful jumps out of bed, eager to meet the challenge of his next photo opportunity.

Where will it be take place? Does he have the required accoutrements and props?

Who shall serve as accessory in the picture? Any visiting dignitaries in town?

And thanks to the magic of Photoshop, he doesn't need to wear his XXL Spanx For Men™ if he wants to prorogue that torturous experience indefinitely.

Today's theme is Haïti. Where to find someone .... oh. And just imagine, he has her number too.

1 comment:

Pseudz said...

Oy vey!

I feel like Boo-boo bear - "The Ranger isn't gonna like this, Yogi"

Except that we are the Ranger, I guess.

Good riddens - bad rubbish. We can't afford these sleazy clowns by my lights. Societal jetsom. Out, out, out they go. Sink or swim - I care me not.

Over the side with 'em.

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