Saturday, 27 June 2009

More Moral Equivalency

Further to the earth-shattering news about a man getting pissed off at a fetus fetishist's gory sign in his kid's face, there's been a heinous attack on Operation Rescue!

Here's the press release put out by OR.
Operation Rescue President Troy Newman heard noise outside his office and observed the assailant through the security cameras attempting to gain access to the roof. Newman rushed outside and confronted the man, who then tried to punch Newman. When that failed, he flung his bicycle at Newman then fled the scene.

Attacked with a bicycle!!!11!!!1! What will these evul supporters of legal abortion not do??!!!1!!1!11

What horrible damage was done, you ask?

From the press release again:
One security camera was stolen causing an estimated $1,000 in damage. No one was hurt in the fracas.


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Shriieeeeeeeeeeek!

UPDATE: In the comments, JJ says that there is now a video up at OR's website. I'm not going to link, but you can find it. The vid is short and lame.

9 comments:

jj said...

HAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, get ready for it -- we're gonna be hearing lots of stories like this. Good blog fodder!

(O/T, get over to my place and claim your wristband)

deBeauxOs said...

ummm ... so, what "evidence" does OR have that purports to "prove" that the security camera thief was an "abortion advocate"?

fern hill said...

Well, dBO, he was riding a bike, so therefore he's some kinda enviro-nut and they are all pro-aborts. I'm learning to 'think' like them.

Oh.

That might not be such a good thing. . .

jj said...

There's a video up now at OR.

IMHO, it's a performance worthy of an Oscar.

What a bunch of dimtwits.

fern hill said...

Ooo, I just watched that video. They kept his bike! I mean, the weapon.

Funny, there's no video of the actual attack though. So I guess we have to take OR's word on that, eh?

Not.

jj said...

LOL, it was like a clip from a bad soap opera. There's the guy riding around in the parking lot... then! suddenly! Out the door comes Newman (Hello, Newman)... looks around and takes off in hot pursuit... then the other 2 fatsos come bouncing out... look around frantically... etc.! BWAHAHA! Too funny

fern hill said...

Yabbut, JJ, there were vice-grips attached to the weapon, er, bike. So, like, the rider of the bike is a terrist/thief/anti-life something or other.

jj said...

I like how this little caper was done in broad daylight, with the nitwits inside the office.

Are they sure it wasn't the Cable Guy?? HAHAHA!

I think if anyone cared to investigate this, they'd find out that the whole thing was fake. OR is well known for making shit up.

deBeauxOs said...

So the only victim here is the bicycle?

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