Friday, 28 November 2008

HARPER VOODOO DOLL - do it yourself!

The time has come for Canadians to adapt a scathingly brilliant idea that has become a cult favourite in France: The Stephen Harper Do-It-Yourself Voodoo Doll.


In a recent court decision, a French judge ruled that the Nicolas Sarkozy Voodoo Manual which includes a stuffed fabric doll, pins and instructions was allowed to remain on sale.

Thus, in honour of BUY NOTHING DAY and the latest electoral scam that Stevie and his Harpocrites are attempting to foist upon Parliament, DAMMIT JANET! suggests that you make your own prime ministerial doll by downloading and printing any of the thousands of photographs of himself on the internet - the more fatuous, the better - and attach it to an old ragdoll or sock puppet.

In a pinch, you can just affix his picture to a dart board.

8 comments:

the regina mom said...

Uh, deBeauxOs, shouldn't that be "photographs of Himself" with the uppercase "H"? I mean, rilly! Show some respect for Mastermind Sweater Guy!

Beijing York said...

Whatever you attach it to should be sweater vest blue.

Reality Bites said...

I've never seen Harper look quite so lifelike.

Simon said...

Woohoo!!!I WANT one. But is it OK to use a knitting needle? PLEAAAASE !!! :)

deBeauxOs said...

Sweetie, make yourself one grandeur nature and use a jack hammer if you wish.

sassy said...

Could not find a darned pin, had to use a rusty nail.

deBeauxOs said...

sassy, it's all good. jesus loves creativity, because it's the mother of invention. or something.

astone said...

Harpo's picture has been on my dartboard for years. Underneath him is a picture of Bush. My dart's do double duty!

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