The time has come for Canadians to adapt a scathingly brilliant idea that has become a cult favourite in France: The Stephen Harper Do-It-Yourself Voodoo Doll.
In a recent court decision, a French judge ruled that the Nicolas Sarkozy Voodoo Manual which includes a stuffed fabric doll, pins and instructions was allowed to remain on sale.
Thus, in honour of BUY NOTHING DAY and the latest electoral scam that Stevie and his Harpocrites are attempting to foist upon Parliament, DAMMIT JANET! suggests that you make your own prime ministerial doll by downloading and printing any of the thousands of photographs of himself on the internet - the more fatuous, the better - and attach it to an old ragdoll or sock puppet.
In a pinch, you can just affix his picture to a dart board.