So there I was, having a quite pleasant day, happily anticipating the
Liberal abortion gotcha -- backed by the NDP and the Bloc -- designed to force the TheoCons to show their true colours over family planning and women's rights.
Earlier, after an 'emergency' caucus meeting, the ReformaTories had come up with an absolutely brilliant
counter to it -- the motion is 'anti-American'.
No. Really. They went with that. I was laffing my ass off all over the Intertoobz.
I was enjoying the witty comments at the various sites that reported
the Cons' genius move.
Like this one from the Globe site:
I suppose its Anti semitic as well.
The
Freaks were exercised too -- always fun to watch.
The CBC's
Question of the Day was: Should access to safe abortion be part of a maternal health plan? The sane answer to that was doing very well indeed.
And, extra bonus!
Kady was going to liveblog the latter part of the debate and the vote.
I mean, it was a no-brainer, done deal, all the Opposition would vote for it and the Cons would look like ijits. Poifect! Non-binding but at least Canada wouldn't look quite so stooooopid on the world stage.
Well. If you haven't heard yet, the MOTION WAS DEFEATED.
BY THE FUCKING HARPER LIBERALS, to wit, Dan McTeague, Paul Szabo, and John McKay, who voted with the TheoCons
against family planning.
Yes, indeedy, in the 21st century, there are people who have the gall to call themselves Liberals and yet vote against their party in order to tell the wimmins -- yet again -- what we can do with our lady parts.
Two other Harper Liberals -- Albina Guarnieri and Gurbax Malhi -- abstained.
And here's Kady on the other Liberal no-shows:
Curiously absent from the Chamber, despite having been there just a few moments earlier: Derek Lee.
Other Liberal absences, some of whom, at least, were simply not in Ottawa and would almost certainly have supported the motion had they been around, from a list provided by the ever helpful PMO: Anita Neville, Gerard Kennedy, Andrew Kania, Borys Wrzesnewskyj, Alan Tonks, Marlene Jennings, Joe Volpe, Lawrence MacAuley, Stephane Dion, Mario Silva (paired with B. Calkins), Jim Karygiannis.
Just when I was developing a smidge of respect for the Liberals. . .
Just when I was not quite so despairing of Opposition cooperation . . .
Well. That shows me, I guess. Women's rights, here as in the Excited States, are always negotiable. At least for Liberals.
Here is Sister Pale's
take complete with a reminder of where that other great Liberal leader, Stéphane Dion, was when another assault on women's rights was passing second reading. When the Kicking Abortion's Ass Bill was being voted on, Dion was absent, eating
little pink hamburgers in celebration of -- are you ready for it? -- International Women's Day.
Ah well. As the Liberal boyos are saying today,
'no big diff'.
You look like absolute, complete idiots, Liberals. You couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery. And the Cons are crapping their pants laughing at you.
You deserve every snide snigger and gloating guffaw.