Like a ba-a-ad penny..

..yeah, I'm back. Did anyone miss me? My first knock at the door was for naught. As far as DAMMIT JANET! is concerned, I'm only some schmuck cruising through. She wouldn't acknowledge me as her co-parent. I abandoned her years ago and now, now.. I'm charred catbread. It appears sheer stubborn perseverence (and the support of my co-blogger Fernhill) pays off, though. Who knew? Whoa. MASSIVE learning curve here, kittens. Will write sumtin *serious* soon to confirm that my microphone still works. Also, it's never too late to gloat about the Greedy Orange Ogre being the biggest LOSER.