Tuesday, 27 March 2012

Aileen Wuornos is My Homie.

It's a no-brainer, right?

If christian rightwing nutjobs like Rush Limbaugh and Michael Coren can justify George Zimmerman's killing of a black adolescent in Florida, then Aileen Wuornos deserves a posthumous pardon - using the same logic they've deployed to exonerate Trayvon Martin's execution.

Imagine the following scenario: Long-gun-toting (thanks for C-19, CONs!) feminists patrol the highways and streets of the state of Florida in the hope of encountering slobbering pigs like Coren and Limbaugh so they can blow their heads off.

Stand by your ground defense: "Officer, I was checking the outside of the motel to make sure it was safe for the families staying here and I saw this pervert prowling around, looking for a little girl or a little boy to molest. He said bad cuss words and made rude, threatening sexual gestures at me so I had to protect myself."

A credible source once told me that Coren owns an impressive collection of porn that features nubile girls, so it shouldn't be difficult after the fact to prove one's claim.

Even Michelle *Howler Monkey* Malkin can join in the fun! C'mon down, Michelle - you can bury your anchor baby embarassment by blowing away those drooling, racist, fat white men who keep you down. Use the Feminazi Panic Defense©™!

Viva Thelma and Louise!!!

Okay, all kidding aside, go read this, this and this.

1 comment:

J. A. Baker said...

Imagine the following scenario: Long-gun-toting (thanks for C-19, CONs!) feminists patrol the highways and streets of the state of Florida in the hope of encountering slobbering pigs like Coren and Limbaugh so they can blow their heads off.

Will they also be using pink pistols, just to tweak the Loofah King's nose?

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