A Kansas House committee is scheduled to take up a bill Wednesday that would exempt doctors from malpractice suits if they withheld medical information to prevent an abortion. The measure would also take away tax credits for abortion providers, remove tax deductions for the purchase of abortion-related insurance coverage and require women to hear the fetal heartbeat. The bill includes several provisions, which passed in other states and now face federal lawsuits. The bill would also require women be told about potential breast cancer risks from abortions, even though medical experts discount such a connection.
Well, sorry, Kansas, Onion News has gone even further.
In other Onion-related news, the dickwad congressscritter who recently fell for last May's Abortionplex story is a medical doctor!!!!!
And, according to Literally Unbelievable, at the moment the Onion story sucking in the most ijits is
Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable of Rolling Eyes and Texting, to be Euthanized.
Yep, Kulta Warz in the Excited States. You can't tell the wingnutz from the braindead.