When Mulcair arrives at St Peter's Gate, he's informed that a component of the admission process requires a meet-and-greet with Heavenly residents.
Mulcair thinks: "Great! I'm a gifted and successful campaigner and schmoozer. Getting into Heaven will be a snap."
As he looks across a cloud, he notices Marilyn Monroe is floating in his direction. Mulcair calls out to her: "Join me in a martini?"
Marilyn shimmies gracefully and murmurs: "Really, Mr Mulcair? Is there room in that tiny glass for the three of us?"