It's the new white meat. It's what Canadians who aren't aboard the Cons' gravy train will be eating.
Deregulate and privatize. After all, that worked so well for England under Thatcher's rule, didn't it? I can hear the greedy bidness folks who backed the Contempt Party licking their chops. Say thank you Jay-zeus and pass the root vegetables.
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All raucous kidding aside, I plan to give it my best: work as hard as possible to be part of the solution to fix this MASSIVE problem of a Con majority.If people must eat, roadkill is a superior option to the neatly shrink-wrapped plastic packages of meat in the supermarket which Canadians who didn't vote for the Cons (or didn't vote, period.) won't be able to afford in years ahead.
Eating roadkill is better than being roadkill.
As for that minority of screeching, cognitively-impaired *True Grits* pointing fingers at others; look at the figures. The vote-splitting occured within your party. Liberal supporters who tired of ReformaTory-lite policies voted NDP when push came to shove. And your Blue Grits abandoned ship and supported Harper's Cons.
Ignatieff may have been pretty good for a rookie political campaigner but remember, Layton is an old hand at this. Also you're going to have to find a way of working with Quebecers who favour federalism. You seem to have alienated many of them.