Friday, 10 December 2010

So Sarah Palin is off to Haïti.

Somebody in her entourage believes it's time $arah's fashion portfolio contained a sprinkling of "humanitarian" pictures. "Candid" photo opportunities in Haïti are being arranged for her; I suggest a drama coach to ensure she wears the appropriate look on her face.

evangelical Christian organization paying for sponsoring her appearance describes itself:

As our teams work in crisis areas of the world, people often ask, "Why did you come?" The answer is always the same: "We have come to help you in the Name of the Lord Jesus Christ." Our ministry is all about Jesus—first, last, and always. As the Apostle Paul said, "For we do not preach ourselves, but Jesus Christ as Lord, and ourselves as your servants for Jesus' sake".

Any bets on what will be featured in the background while Sarah preens and performs? Pregnant women? Orphans?

At least she won't be
hunting down, killing and gutting some poor animal just because she can.

Oh, wait. Perhaps Caribou Barbie will float off the coast of Haïti on a luxurious yacht lent to her by one of her tea-bagger benefactors, stalk a dolphin or two, cook 'em up in a stew and bring it to shore to feed starving and demonstrably grateful folks.


berlynn said...

Hah! Is she going now? Heard on last night's National that our gov is recommending Canadians not travel to Haiti now. The embassy shut down yesterday because of the danger.

Heh. Maybe Sarah *should* go now...

Beijing York said...

Haven't the Haitians suffered enough?

Maybe she and her Jesus-loving organization will be caught smuggling/"adopting" baby orphans and wind up in jail.

brebis noire said...

The money it will take to fly Sarah and her entourage to Haiti in a private Lear jet (in and out on the same day I'm betting), plus ensure security, wardrobe, filming, snacks, and all of the people who will report on it would feed a Haitian village for a year.
Jesus Christ, my ass.
As far as I'm concerned, the evangelicals can have her as their own.

Anonymous said...

She's probably down there to collect on those reparation payments that mysteriously stopped. Do you think she even knows about the earthquake?

Alison said...

AND she is accompanying the execrable Franklin Graham. Those poor Haitians. What more must they endure?

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