The first part of this didn't surprise me all that much. For the benefit of a charity that helps 'wounded warriors', you can bid on eBay to win a dinner with Sarah Palin. And Todd! And only five other winners! You'll have to pay your own travel expenses to hook up with her, in, um, Montana? Rhode Island? Well, somewhere.
Opening bid is $25,000.
The second part gob-smacked me. For the same charity, Karl Motherfucking Rove will have lunch with three lucky winners. Opening bid for this treat of a lifetime is only $7,500.
I mean, you'd have to pay me $25,000 to spend the evening with SP, but I'd need, um, wait, I'm thinking, about what the US government spent on Wall Street bailouts to chow down in the same restaurant with Karl Motherfucking Rove.
Bidding starts early Tuesday and you have to pre-qualify. So hurry here to register.