Three rumours about Sarah Palin.

Take yer pick. All or none are true.

1) More rumblings about D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

Mercede Johnston, whose brother Levi is ... the father of [Bristol Palin's] seven-month-old son, said: "Sarah and Todd are fighting all the time. Todd often ends up sleeping on the couch. Bristol used to tell Levi that they would bicker over the slightest things, like who would take out the trash or wash the dishes. Sometimes Todd would just take off for days to his cabin."

According to Mercede, the couple's problems started ever since the controversy over 17-year-old Bristol's pregnancy, which sparked uproar during last year's presidential election. "Sarah let Bristol sleep with Levi when they were dating. Todd was furious about it and after Bristol got pregnant they were screaming at each other constantly," the Daily Express quoted her as saying. Mercede said the Palins' relationship turned even more bitter after their son Track, 19, was caught illegally buying alcohol using a false ID card. "Sarah pushed Track to join the military to keep him out of trouble but Todd didn't want him to go. He blamed her for making the mess worse," Mercede said.

2) She is moving to Rhode Island.

3) The jackets in her new designer wardrobe have sleeves that tie up at the back. If I were Palin, I would be very annoyed that a 20 year-old rumour about Oprah relegated the one about me, me and only me to a measly top left-hand corner of the tabloid Globe's cover.