Get the man a Timex, for crying out loud! From here:
As leaders of the industrialized world lined up for their 'family' photo today, they were once again, waiting for Prime Minister Stephen Harper to show up and take his place with the group.
His late arrival at the London G20 photo op in April had prompted jokes about his having been in the "loo." This morning, the Canadian prime minister finally arrived well after U.S. President Barack Obama jogged into his spot.
Harper's colleagues giggled, as some in the waiting crowd called out "Harper? Harper? Where's Harper?"
Afterthought: It wouldn't hurt for him to add a little fiber to his diet, either. Just saying.
Fiber ... FIBER!!! I said fiber, Dimitri.