Big Surprise

Not.

Vandals literally close the doors of a Planned Parenthood clinic in Florida.

But the geniuses were caught on tape.

"Anti-choice demonstrations have increased since Obama got in office," said Planned Parenthood CEO Charlene Wendel. "Locally we have always had protestors."

There are more than a dozen security cameras around the building for security purposes. Two weeks ago, those cameras caught four young men vandalizing the clinic. They super-glued the frame and cemented shut the bottom of the clinic doors.

"We couldn't open either door," said Wendel. "We actually had to take a shovel and really chisel out the cement."

It took workers more than an hour to finally open the doors.

"Anger, frustration. You know, this was the literal translation of people are trying to close our doors, " said Wendel.

And a couple of weeks ago, vandals hit Dr George Tiller's clinic in Kansas.

Yo! Fetus fetishists! This is what happens when you ratchet up the rhetoric. When someone gets hurt -- and they will -- it'll be on you.