Tuesday, 6 January 2009

In The Mood ....

If Dennis Prager is married (his recent whining and carping about sex-on-demand for men makes one wonder about his marital status) I really feel sorry for his wife. But that remains for her to sort out with him. If he's married. Still.

For the sake of balance, DAMMIT JANET! will provide married men (yeah, you too Dennis, if it applies) with some advice about getting women "in the mood".

Do housework. Serious housework. Cheerfully. Efficiently. Diligently. Every week. Not as a reward for sex, but as an enticement.

Nothing gets a woman in the mood faster than watching a man sweat over a kitchen floor, getting it squeaky clean.

Finally, avoid marrying one of those
ProWomanProLife gals. Their advice to women, regarding married sex is probably that women should "Close your eyes and think of England". One of them supports the notion that only casual sex is pleasurable sex. I really feel sorry for her husband.

8 comments:

berlynn said...

Hahaha! It's taken 20 years of training but hey, there's nothing quite like watching a man sweat while his head's in the oven!

PS: Any chance you can go with a darker pink for links? On this machine they're awfully difficult to see...

Mandos said...

I do believe that the dude is a Doppelsplitzer, if you know what I mean.

Dr. Prole said...

Omg.

In Prager's case, I can see why his wife maybe isn't in the mood more often. Sounds like a personal problem that he's applied to genders at large.

What a dick.

Frank Frink said...

Prager's divorced. I know you're shocked

pogge said...

Twice divorced. And remarried a week ago.

jj said...

Prager's divorced? You mean he's available??

Be still, my beating heart.

brebisnoire said...

Did he actually write that whole thing without using the "man is a microwave, woman is a crockpot" metaphor? Maybe I read it too quickly, it must be in there somewhere.

deBeauxOs said...

Bwaaaahahaha! Brebis noire, how can you claim that you don't do humour (with a straight demeanour) when you leave comments like the one above?

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