we hear that Five Feet of selF-InFlated Flatulence has withdrawn her name from the Gay Patriot's "Grande Conservative Blogress Diva 2009" web Poll where she held something like 75% of the votes before she pulled out of the race.
It wasn't because she's a raging homophobe and that she was afraid of catching cooties or an alternate sexual orientation from being associated with the contest. Actually, she gave no excuse. But we suspect the reason that FFFtt! withdrew is that ultimately, there was no cash prize.