Thursday, 7 May 2009

May 7/09 SHRIEEEEK Watch

In the US, today is National Day of Prayer. (Who knew?) President Obama is, unlike his fundy-ass-kisser predecessor, not making a big deal out of it.

For those Americans among us, today is the National Day of Prayer. For the first time since it was proclaimed in 1952, the American president has declined to participate. He has announced through the Mouth of Zero that he will "pray privately as usual, alone."

Please pray publically and with others, if you can, that King Zero, a/k/a the Antichrist, will be converted and repudiate Satan, his pomps and vanities and all his empty promises, and that St. Michael will cast back into hell those satanic forces who have surrounded King Zero since he went up on the mountaintop and fist-bumped with Satan under the delusion that Satan takes partners in his business.

Pray for our country and all who stand with God and for freedom.

In other SHRIEEEEK-Watch news, the fetus fetishists again demonstrate their incredibly short attention span. Every year, Planned Parenthood uses Mothers Day as a hook for fundraising. This year, author Judy Blume wrote the message. And she's taking immense shit for it. If you're feeling like it, visit her guestbook to give her some support.

UPDATE: Via Five of Five and PZ Myers, go poop on Focus on the Family's National Day of Prayer poll.


Mandos said...

There are two very funny things about this. The first is that they're calling Michelle Obama Satan (the fist-bumped thing). The second one is that the Judy Blume guest book's url contains "dagon" in it.

Frank Frink said...

National Day of Prayer? I didn't know.

Great, I have one. All together now:
"Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"

Robert McBean. said...

lets organize a national day of hair.

fern hill said...

Hmm. Hair. I need a hair-cut.

How about a Nation Day of Share?

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